There's only a couple of pieces to be found out there by this groovy lady, who was in the thick of the action at the Columbia-Princeton Electronic Music Center, but both are excellent.
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There's only a couple of pieces to be found out there by this groovy lady, who was in the thick of the action at the Columbia-Princeton Electronic Music Center, but both are excellent.
Standing on a golf course dressed in PVC
I chanced upon a golf girl selling cups of tea
She asked me did I want one, asked me with a grin
For thruppence you can buy one full right to the brim
Well of course I had to have one – in fact I ordered three
So I could watch the golf girl, could see she fancied me
And later on the golf course after drinking tea
It started raining golf balls and she protected me
Her name was Pat
And we sat under a tree
She kissed me
We go for walks in fine weather
All together
On the golf course
We talk in Morse
Seems to be something of a thematic with your Canterbury Scene groups, these references to cups of tea. Perhaps it's metonymy or associational drift across from that characteristic-Canterbury keyboard sound I always hear as "milky". More likely, it's part and parcel of the ever-so-slightly exaggerated Englishness that suffuses the genre.
In truth, I've yet to think of third example (perhaps you can help me out?) but this second one, Hatfield and the North's "Big Jobs No.2 (By Poo and the Wee Wees)", is a goodie:
Now through the medium of the Manor Mobile,
I would like to sing this song in the Hatfield style.
Thank all the mothers who made cups of tea
if they hadn't cared for us, we wouldn't be here
to sing our songs and entertain.
Plug us in and turn on the mains!
We have to leave here tonight,
I hope that it will sound all right
but we're trying hard to make it sound nice
and hope that the music turns you on
while you're drinking your tea –
do have a laugh certainly!
The first verse seems to crystallise Canterbury's mildness and politeness:
Took a trip through the night just to get here,
tried being myself recently;
but I try my best to make it sound nice
and hope that the music turns you on
like it's turning on me –
should be a laugh certainly.
Once that mildness would have bypassed me or actively aggravated me, but now - older and homesick for the Home Counties where I grew up - it seems charming and authentic. These bands are not pretending to be anything other than what they are: nice middle-class South of England boys, educated and well-brought-up. Mothers' boys, "soft male" members of the first generation to undergo permissive child-rearing practices (e.g. picking up the baby when it's crying). The first generation to grow up without the stiff upper lip implanted at birth (and who didn't have to do national service either - it ended around 1961). These lines strike me as especially indicative, a salute to a benign matriarchy:
Thank all the mothers who made cups of tea
if they hadn't cared for us, we wouldn't be here
to sing our songs and entertain.
There's also a class connection: this is a particular kind of bourgeoisie - the professions rather than business. Honor Wyatt, Robert's tolerant and encouraging mother, was a journalist and radio presenter. Canterbury has a superfluity of universities and colleges, the highest ratio of students to native residents of any town in the UK. Think of all the academia-related jobs and ancillary work that institutions like that support (book shops, theatres, cafes, etc) and how that changes the make-up and vibe of a place.
Ambiently educated, imbibing liberalism with their mother's milk, these young men are finding ways to play the music they love (jazz, rhythm and blues, rock) but also be themselves. Hence the urge to complicate things... but also the puerile humor, the Anglo-surrealist whimsy, the Monty Python-ish elements. An odd combo of sophistication and regression.
Talking of the comedy connection... Here is a surprisingly faithful cover of "Golf Girl" by Nigel Planer aka Neil the Hippy - except that he sounds a bit like Kermit the Frog.
Neil's normal speaking voice in The Young Ones is like a more sadsack and Eeyore-droopy version of the Wyatt-ese that is the natural singing and speaking tone of many of these Canterbury boys. Middle-class aspiring to classless; mumbly and faltering, softened by self-deprecation. In other words, evacuated of the confidence and entitlement that rings out clearly in the voices of the comfy-with-their-station haute-bourgeoisie. (This essay by Keith Waterhouse on what he calls the Polyocracy places the social milieu whence this accent emanates).
In "Big Jobs No. 2 (By Poo and The Wee Wees)", it's the Hatfield's Richard Sinclair singing, it's just that he sounds a dead ringer for Mr. Matching Mole. All the more confusing because a little bit further into "Big Jobs" Wyatt does appear - but doing a little bit of guest scat. No pun intended (or did they intend it?).
"We talk in Morse" - would be funny if this was true, the lovers conversing in dot dot dash, and not just a desperate ploy to find a rhyme for "golf course"...
Another Canterbury hallmark - the meta-song, lyrics that narrate the construction of the song as it happens, or describe the life of a musician:
This is the first verse
This is the first verse
This is the first verse, the first, the first
And this is the first verse, verse, first verse
And this is the first verse, verse
This is the first verse
And this is the chorus
Or perhaps it's a bridge
Or just another part of the song that I'm singing
And this is the second verse
It could be the last verse
This is the second verse, second verse, second verse
It could be the last verse, last verse
And this is the second verse
But it's probably the last one
And this is the chorus
Or perhaps it's a bridge
Or just another key change
Never mind, it doesn't hurt
It only means that I lost faith in this song
'Cause it won't help me reach you
.And in "O Caroline" the meta-song and the heart-on-sleeve love song combine:
David's on the piano and I may play on a drum
And we try to make the music
We'll try try to have some fun
But I just can't help thinking that if you were
Here with me
I'd get all my thoughts in focus and play
More excitingly
I love you still Caroline
I want you still Caroline
I need you still Caroline
If you call this sentimental crap you'll make me mad
Because you know that I would not sing about
Some passing fad
And if my attempts of rhyming aren't convincing
To your ear
Then memory's betrayed you through the passing
Of the year
I love you still Caroline
I want you still Caroline
I need you still Caroline
You must think it doubtful but I mean the words I sing
Or that all attempts to reach you this way could not mean a thing
But you must admit we both thought we'd be man and wife
And that I could make you happy for the best part of your life
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post-script 2/3/2023
Ed in the comments mentions this Canterbury / tea connection I amazingly missed
Which inevitably has engendered actual teapots you can brew tea in
Then, not exactly Canterbury but UK progressive, there's this group Tea & Symphony
An Asylum for the Musically Insane
In Jonathan Coe's wonderful 1970s novel The Rotters' Club, there's a section in which the main character, a teenage schoolboy, goes to see the NME/Virgin Crisis Tour of 1975 (incredibly cheap tickets for the inflation-challenged to see the likes of Henry Cow, Kevin Coyne, Lol Coxhill, and Hatfield and the North):
"The music he heard that night was lucid, knowable, full of intelligence and humour, wistfulness and energy and hope. He would never understand the world, but he would always love this music. He listened to this music, with God by his side, and knew that he had found a home".
Here's Coe talking about the Canterbury inspiration:
"Maybe I should start from the title which is the title of an album by Hatfield and the North released in 1975 and fairly typical of the kind of music I was listening to at the time. This makes you realise what a strange teenager I was because I had very out-of-the-way and esoteric tastes in music. Hatfield and the North belonged to a musical movement in England, which was called The Canterbury Scene and was characterised by quirkiness, humour, irony, experimentalism, great formal complexity in the musical compositions. You can see a clear overlap between the kind of music I was listening to as a kid and the kind of books I ended up writing. So maybe that album was the starting point."
The lead character Benjamin typifies this breed of musician (and indeed makes music himself exactly in the mold of that breed). A dreamer, a bit wishy-washy and ineffectual , helplessly middle class but neither proud nor embarrassed about that fact... This was a whole micro-generation that got swept away by punk (but then elements of the sensibility crept back in again with postpunk - Green's singing voice in early Scritti is the resurrection of Wyatt-ese - and John Peel of course presides over it all).
In the years before writing The Rotters' Club, Coe would review these type of Canterbury-and-adjacent bands in The Wire, loyally following their activities deep into the 1990s.
postscript 2/ 5 / 2023
This compilation from a few years back by Bob Stanley & Pete Wiggs taps the milky sweet tea on a drizzly day vibe of early 70s Britrock and features at least three Canterbury-aligned acts: Caravan with "Love Song With Flutre", Daevid Allen with "Wise Man In your Heart", and Matching Mole with "O Caroline"
Now here's an odd thing - "O Caroline" is not to be found on YouTube or any streamer. I assume this is because co-writer David Sinclair doesn't want his tunes on there. The first two Caravan albums, where he was a co-writer, for instance aren't on Spotify or Tidal either. But then those tunes can be found on YouTube. Puzzling. Perhaps there's another reason. But yeah, all you can find of "O Caroline" out there is various manky cover versions.
Well, this version is all right I s'pose.
Yes, this is the only Wyatt song on YouTube I could find with the word "Caroline" in it
Carla is Carla Bley and Marsha is Marsha Hunt. Caroline is Caroline Coon, so it's said. (Also the inamorata of "O Caroline").
Pretty much the whole of End of an Ear appears to be titled as nods to his contemporaries, mostly but not exclusively musicians, and a lot of them Canterbury chaps.
This one is a salute to Caravan
This one is to Daevid Allen and Gilli Smyth
From Gilli to Gil E - this is a cover of a Gil Evans piece, rendered rather Goons-adelic
Ministry of Silly Warps (allegedly this is a tribute to the Whole World, Kevin Ayers's band)
This is titled for "progressive rock trombonist" Nick Evans, who played in Soft Machine (briefly) and Keith Tippett's mega-band Centipede among many others.
This one's for Bridget St John (the singer-songwriter that John Peel and Clive Selwood formed Dandelion Records to release her music via)
Here's Bridget duetting with Kevin Ayers, backed by The Whole World
Talking of Kevin Ayers, I was listening to Whatevershebringswesing the other day and all I could think was, I wish "she" had brought some better tunes. "Song from the Bottom of a Well" is astounding, the first piece is fine, but as for the rest.... (Why oh why did they chuck away the exhilarating, almost T-Rex-level song "Stars" as a B-side to the album's duff single "Stranger in Blue Suede Shoes"?). Easily my least loved of those first four wonderful KA albums. But apparently it's some fans's favorite....
A Mark Fisher, CCRU fan lurking on staff at my local library?